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Please no penalties. Don't make me go through this.

pulling my hair out here.

When is it "okay" to ask the question though? I don't think you could argue that we have a realistic possibility of sneaking into 6th or 7th at this point. The title of the thread is "Europe?," not "Europe."

predictably the second half degenerated into a pile of shit after we started tiring past the 60th minute. Extra time

In all seriousness, there's probably about as much chance of us getting into the Champions League as that of us getting relegated now.

Makes me sad, surely there's no way we can actually keep ALL of this team together to really show the world what they can do next yera.

We would quite literally be in contention for that last Champions League spot

Shame we have the depth of a reality show. That's why I'll settle for the UEFA Cup instead of the Champions League.

That was the most one-sided half of football without any clear-cut chances that I've ever seen. Watch this if you have nothing better to do, we're doing our best Barca impression here. Now that I've said that I'm sure we'll be shit in the second half and lose 0-0 on penalites

It genuinely frightens me how good we will be with him, Carroll, and Tiote all playing. I don't think I can take in a Newcastle United team with that much quality.

Man we are passing and pressing beautifully here. This is everything that is right about Korean football.

Aye, Mackems winning puts us further off that last European place

Now that I can finally focus on this... We've been battering these Arabs Persians for half an hour now. No clear chances though.

Massive blow to our European hopes

Two straight weeks of this does not sit well with me

Fuck this

Man not scoring from any of these chances is going to come back to haunt us. I just fucking know it.

Nile Ranger miss of the century #2

Kranjcar coming on to get his first taste of playing at St James Park

We are running out of shit players to fill out a teamsheet with

Both keepers have made some absurd saves today

Man, why was he even in that position. My pictures are shit-low quality and I just saw a tuft of hair and I was sure it was Jonas. What a ridiculously classy, intelligent player.

That is the first Newcastle goal to make me jump up and down and make a fool of myself in ages.

OMFG FUCK YES :fwap:

Modric goals this season: 1 Nolan goals this season: 10