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For me, Aliadiere is firmly in "I'd rather play Airey" territory. At least we don't know if Ewerthon is shit or not so there's the possibility that he could be useful.

I'm in Abu Dhabi and I think I might be in the same hotel as the Qatari national football team.

I've just started to notice that all of the posts on this forum that have recently made me say "ugh, what a Mong" are actually by the same person.

Best RB we've had since uh... Habib Beye I guess.

Spot on. Same with illegal streams of games from abroad. If there was a decent quality and reasonably-priced way to watch your club's games when you can't attend, it wouldn't be so much of a problem. As with the music and film industries, the football industry just hasn't moved fast enough to supply people with what they want at a decent price. Jesus Christ yes. This is the twenty-first century and I should not have to be scouring the interweb for illegal streams with rat's ass picture quality just to watch Newcastle play whoever. I have no compunction about stealing from people who are too stupid to properly exploit their product. I would buy it if you sold it you stupid cunts.

Of course Tiote will off if any of the top clubs are desperate enough. Same for every single player in every single Premiership team bar five or six.

Did somebody just mention a Korean?

I think it's inevitable that he'll want to leave at this point. It won't be the end of the world, just like selling Carroll wasn't.

Four or five weeks? So basically we'll get to use him for about a month at the tail end of the season? I mean, I'm looking forward to it yeah, but strange loan move.

Andy Carroll wishes he didn't let go of the opportunity to play alongside footballers of this caliber.

This is the quintessential Ronaldo post.

That cheer at the final whistle might be the biggest sound I've ever heard from a television

This changes everything. Biggest result of the season imo.

Crumpy probably composing his next opus as we speak.

Man, what an utterly horrendous preformance. Especially disappointing because we'll probably lose to Arsenal as well, which should put this place in full on "WERE GETTING RELEGATED" mode

Man, one of the worst feelings in football has to be losing and then having your next game be Arsenal or some other team that we'll probably get slaughtered by.

FAO Mike Williamson: You are not Coloccini

Bestinho!

Goddamnit stop trying to thread it into the front two. You're aiming for positions that they're clearly not capable of getting into.

that from the bbc? I'm not sure what network my magic mirror is tuning in to.

73% possession Jesus Christ what have we been doing with the ball.

I'm not really bothered about which two of Ameobi, Best, Loven, and Ranger are on the pitch. There's no appreciable difference.

Wow, not over-reacting at all are you?

The only way Fulham have been better than us is that they've had less of the ball and therefore less opportunities to fuck it up.