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Nolan makes the rest of the team that much better so he has to play even if he's shit when he doesn't score. I was about to make a Starcraft analogy before I realized that none of you are Korean.

Wait, why would we ever want to sign Mido under any circumstance?

You can't put a price tag on having a local lad who is one of the best players in the country leading the line for your team.

A thousand club executives across the world at this very moment are praying to whatever deity they believe in to please un-invent twitter.

Another 4:45am on a weekday match for me We better fucking win. By five goals minimum.

This is the first Martin Jol post I've found remotely useful or entertaining in the past... Ah... Five years.

The owners at Blackburn are blatantly being paid by Mike Ashley to make himself look competent.

Best right back this club has had since... ...Habib Beye. Ah, never mind then.

Literally didn't put a foot wrong. It won't hurt for him and Krul to "fight for the shirt" for a while this year. Krul has looked like the pressure was getting to him and I think he might even welcome the opportunity to sit out for a few games and try to take in what he's learned over the past couple of months.

Who is this wannabe Ronaldo who's suddenly popped up from nowhere You'll never be as good as the original so I'd stop trying.

Mixed bag today. for all his flaws I would still like williamson back.

THREE POINTS FEEL GOOOOOOD

Alcaraz sexually assaulting Tiote there

Jose should have played Smith in there, could've made history

WTF was that rugby tackle from McArthur?

Best just wants to score sooooooo badly

Nope. I'm glad to be wrong, but that's very Ronaldo-esque from Dave.

Barton banned for West Ham

Taylor Assassination attempt part 2

BESSSSSSSSST

Shola Ameobi's first touch is the second most incomprehensible thing on Earth after women.

Lovenkrands going for the reverse-perfect hat trick. Miss a sitter with your left foot, your right foot, and your head.

My heart doesn't even beat when Jonas is one on one with the keeper

The abject shitness of both defenses has made this pretty decent to watch so far