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Come the fuck on Shola, fucking on a plate. hit the back of his neck it seems

Sometimes, you make me chuckle. Borderline bi-polar? Stu is accusing me of being Nonsensical? Really?

Caldwell starts for them. We're going to lose to this? Really?

What a match. Brummie must be dead with a heart attack.

John Terrry plays him onside Good job!

What a fucking game

Wigan's defense are just about bad enough for even Lovenkrands to score

Villa are obviously not going to be relegated but still I'd rather have Chelsea keeping the title race interesting than sinking like a rock and letting Man Utd win with no resistance again.

Not Alan Smith.

Why are we so excited about Gosling again?

Jesus, all of us would have given an arm and a leg for Bentley just 2 years ago. He's not suddenly become shit since then. We would be fucking out of our minds to turn our noses up at him.

He'll fail miserably. He really should melt back into a decent coaching role and forget all about being a manager ever again. Did he shag your mam or something? When Crumpy came out of the womb, he looked up at his mum and told her that she wasn't good enough.

This post is just... wrong on so many levels.

do you think the price would be cash or A PLAYER ? It breaks my heart but I suppose we'd have to let Shola go for the good of the team if they insist.

why do i imagine you blowing smoochy kisses as you typed that ? Why do you imagine me blowing smoochy kisses ever?

Wouldn't mind us just going for a package deal for all of Spurs' shit players. We'll take Bentley and Kranjcar for 10m and if you ask us nicely we'll even take Keane off your hands. K, thanks.

Bentley would legitimately be a signing of "Jizz in my Pants" caliber. I cannot stress enough how absolutely ridiculous it would be for us to be turning our noses up at him. He's even still only 26 FFS. Trying not to get my hopes up too much, but "set to sign" is pretty strong language isn't it?

I think it's brilliant man management to be honest. Hughton-esque.

Also, Park Jisung is retiring from international football after this tournament. Apparently his knee is fucked from repeated operations and he has a maximum 4 years left as a professional footballer. Probably won't make Brazil 2014 so he's decided not to bother. Would love to see him leave with a trophy.

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With our luck Kean will turn out to be the next Mourinho

fucky jammy piece of shit cunts. Why can't we have even 0.01% of their luck. Joe Cole is 5 miles offside, by the way.l

They won the 2008 "AFC Challenge Cup" which is basically a charity competition for the 20 shittest teams in Asia which allows one of them to get direct qualification to the Asian Cup proper. It's like the Intertoto only Asian and for national teams. India overcame such powerhouses such as Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Myanmar to get their place.

Poor Kinda pisses me off that none of our relegation rivals have Asian players we can steal for a month.

Japan and Korea are runaway favorites on paper. Australia have actually been unimpressive lately. Random Middle Eastern team always manages to win it though. Iraq won the last one, Saudi Arabia have reached the finals 6 out of the 7 times they've participated in the tournament and have won three of those. It's going to be very interesting this year (well, about as interesting as an Asian tournament can be) because Japan and Korea will actually take it seriously, and the minnows have gotten a lot better. China has been building a great young team for the last couple of years, North Korea just keeps getting better... Even the Uzbeks have an outside chance. I don't expect anyone outside of Asia to genuinely care, but I'm very excited. We haven't won the tournament in 51 years which is ridiculous.