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you know what would really suck? Drogba actually putting ten in... ...And then Portugal and Brazil drawing 0-0

OK, option two then I guess

Nope

I'm torn. Don't know if I want nK to give a good showing in their final match, or if I want Drogba to score 9 goals and send Ivory Coast into the second round for epic legend-ness

You South Koreans are East Asian Makems. Nah, we're clearly the "bigger club" Sunderland think that too. Not that I'm claiming to know about the rivalry between Japan and South Korea, but every Jap I talk to here just says 'I couldn't give a f*** about them mate.' or words to that affect. That's honestly an actual quote too. They lie. I assume that's why 18% of their country was watching Korea v. Greece? They can pretend to not care all they want. We're not ashamed to admit that we'd like to see them lose every match 10-0 for the next century.

You South Koreans are East Asian Makems. Nah, we're clearly the "bigger club"

Surely already far beyond our reach. Here's the thing: were not going to sign any players who were impressive at the world cup. We've got neither the funds nor the clout to do that.

As of yesterday, Paraguay. Do I make Ronaldo sick too?

Denmark f*** I feel tense now. Was willing to accept whatever happened against Uruguay since we've made the second round and anything beyond that is a bonus, but it's a rule of nature that we're not allowed to finish lower than the Japanese at a world cup so this raises the stakes again. Clearly we need to just both make the semi-finals so we can settle this directly Korea and Japan in a World Cup semis. That would just about break the universe.

I wanted to cheer for them so badly, but they are a horrible, horrible team to watch. They literally have no flair, at all. Sam Allardyce has just made a 10m bid for their entire squad.

fyp

http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Photo/competitions/Under19/77/98/67/779867_w2.jpg http://roffhop.cdn1.cafe24.com/movie/2008/tears.gif Alright, the Slovaks have done their part. Now let's see some Japanese tears.

Don't cry Quaggy

It's kind of amazing how New Zealand has managed three draws at the World Cup

Figures, I choose to watch Kiwis v. Paraguay and the other match is a cracker!

gogo Slovakia

I'm tuning into Paraguay v. New Zealand instead. Would rather see the Kiwis potentially build a miracle rather than Italia be mediocre and somehow advance.

I actually love "USA! USA!" It's so endearingly... American

Hope the Kiwis get a miracle and progress today. Also hope the Danes finally get their act together and twat Japan 5-0

If we get a new right-back, Ryan Taylor would probably be offloaded, and that cash could go on the left-back which would give us cover right across the back line. I think this is what this move is. Ship out the shit midfielder who can cover at either fullback position and bring in the shit defender who can cover at either fullback position.

I wish we had sports bars(pubs) in Korea. Amazingly enough, we don't.

Ashley: what! How dare they imply that we have money

We have money ...who?

Hope we both win, just for the awkward s*** talking here on the board. Man, a Korean shit-talking an American about a World Cup quarterfinals match would be so off-putting... I wouldn't even know where to start.

Hmmm... Ghana or the Yanks if we beat Uruguay. "If" we beat Uruguay