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Never mind actually, I just remembered that this is Switzerland they're playing against. No sympathy for the yodeling cunts.

Chile are pretty to watch but they can't finish to save their lives. Hard to be a fan considering that they won this off a dodgy red card and a dodgy goal.

This is just about the worst ref I've ever seen. Handing out cards like party favors and he's still lost control of the match.

Switzerland are the European North Korea. And that ref is just crazy.

WTF, I just realized: why are there no Vuvuzelas in this match?

Blaise Nkufo is 35? What's he been doing for the past 15 years?

Jesus Christ, I seriously fear for the lives of these players now. I'm not even joking when I say "the Dear Leader will not be happy."

"Fuck, where's the ball? Oh, there."

Drogba shining his boots, going for ten.

I find it disturbing that Ronaldo still feels the need to dive. 4-0 up. Against North Korea. In the 86th minute.

Benfica. I just realized that 3~4 years ago I would have said "we should sign him," and now I can't even bring myself to think that. And it just depresses me how sad that is. Clicked on 'New' and this was the first post I saw.

Who does Cointrao or however you spell his name play for? Looks almost as good as Wor Jose

Ah well, so much for the fairy tale. This is being shown LIVE in North Korea by the way

They'd not be able to handle the culture shock. This is pretty much the answer. Plus, they're only doing this well because they've been training non-stop together for basically six months. Individually they're mostly part-time standard.

why is that? The shitter the conditions the less hard it will be to stop them from attacking I was obviously completely wrong here because it's North Korea who've actually had their well-worked moves broken up by the rain more often.

Most undeserved goal ever Well, maybe not, but it still sucks.

That was not offside, and that was a pen.

This is crazy, they definitely didn't have these hammer blows from outside of the box during the qualifiers. I don't know what Kim Jeong-Il has done to them, but they've become twice the team they were over the past two months.

Fuck me, North Korea have had more chances so far in the opening exchanges. Ronaldo getting owned by a defender who's probably seen less money his entire life than Ronaldo spends on breakfast.

Why is Ronaldo pathologically unable to do anything useful whenever he puts on a Portugal shirt?

Also, I've just realized that this World Cup is the first time I've ever heard the North Korean national anthem. It's actually kind of amazing that they're not just muting the sound for this part.

why is that? The shitter the conditions the less hard it will be to stop them from attacking

Either the Portugal national anthem is way too hard for it's own good or these lads are a bunch of terrible singers

Rain. Good news for the commies.

You supporting you communist pals then or do you just want to see Portugal go out? Both