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Jong Tae-se crying to the nK national anthem. Man, this guy just gets more and more likable.

Everything is either blocked or overhit. Story of this tournament.

Very much looking forward to "The People's Rooney" making his debut tonight. I honestly have never seen a more instinctive goalscorer come out of Asia and hopefully he'll find some room to impress while his team gets slaughtered. You know what, if there was any hope of him getting a work permit, I'd say we should sign him

Moving to the left side of the midfield with Di Maria losing his place in the side for the Korea match apparently. Burdisso shoehorned into right-back. Come on Diego, why can't you make ridiculous tactical choices against us too.

Apparently nK have been hijacking our feed to show the matches so far (just cropping the screen so our broadcaster's logo won't show ) You really don't need to worry about broadcasting rights when you're a rogue state to begin with

Ah well, Italy/Paraguay is certainly not worth a night's sleep. Off to bed. Van Persie and co. Better have their shooting boots on for the weekend, that's all I'm saying.

What I've learned today is that if Korea losing is a 10 on the sadness scale, Japan getting a win at the World Cup is a very solid 4.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH

Come on Cameroon, four minutes to restore order to the universe

Excellent. I was looking forward to some crying Japanese but not in this way

Le Guen quite visibly panicking

OFF THE FUCKING POST :frantic::frantic::frantic::frantic::frantic::frantic:

Japan five minutes away from their first away win ever. Argh.

I swear if I see one more overhit ball

GEZZA FREEKICK! GOGOGO

Geremi, now there's an impact sub.

Why was Emana not on from the beginning + It probably doesn't matter because he's playing like he's never seen these people on his team before.

The African teams are just terrible this year aren't they.

Well, at least the Japanese goalkeeper had the common decency to punch Tulio in the face

Fucking useless Choupo-Moting

Who is this Choupo-Moting person and what is his excuse for being useless

Do something useful you yellow-shirted cunts

WTF Cameroon you f'ing idiots

Cha Bum-Keun commentating: to be honest, this is the worst match of the tournament so far. Funny how we just keep hitting new lows every match

Not erractic enough. Japan's usual No.1 not playing either. Odd.