oldtype

Has to be Oba.

I honestly don't know what the fuck is wrong with Colo. It's like Deportivo has the real one locked up and slipped us his shit twin instead.

you don't need to repeat what we already know I'd like to have a nice little monologue before I slit my wrists when we throw away the three points today. Do you mind?

Boardroom full of idiots Worst (absentee) manager in the top two divisions of English football. Two big summer signings from Spain looking like a shadow of their former selves. Epic injury crisis. Non-existent central midfield. Strikers who can't score. Pathetic locker room chemistry, no team spirit to speak of. Is there a club in the Premiership that deserves to go down more than us?

lovely, there's 3m off his transfer fee in the summer then.

no he's not. Relatively speaking, I don't think any other player has contributed as much this season other than Bassong or Steven Taylor. Again, the proviso being that he isn't exactly being compared with the stiffest of competition.

1 good game in 7/8 = decent? Nahhhh... He's been a top performer for the last 3~4 times he's played. Granted, it's not that hard to shine given the rest of our current setup...

You know what? Duff is actually a decent player again.

I love Oba, but thinking that he can take a pathetic penalty like that and yet he'll still be off to a decent PL club making shitloads of money after we're relegated makes me sick.

Should've been taken by Nolan. Hell, even Duff. But that makes too much sense for Newcastle United. We're not allowed to do anything that's even remotely logical.

Fucking bunch of worthless cowardly lions deserve the Championship football they're going to get.

Martins needs a right bollocking for that absolutely pathetic effort. Worst pen I've seen since the ones the Swiss took in '06

Jesus fucking christ. Of course.

How happy is Arshavin right now that he didn't sign for us

Looks like we've got a shot at a draw. Typical how this bunch only shows up when they're playing big teams.

Whatever I don't even care anymore. We're getting both.

We're pretty much done imo. Never going to pull out once we're deeper than 3 points into the shithole, which we will be in two weeks time. I really don't have the proper tools to process this. I've never experienced a relegation before and honestly never thought I would so I can't even understand what I'm going through never mind deal with it. I just have this sick phantom pain in my stomach that I don't know what to do with.

I see Ryan Taylor is well on his way to becoming a James Milner that can't beat his man.

Wins for Portsmouth and Stoke, looks like we'll be rooted pretty deeply in the bottom three within a couple of weeks. Truly looking grim now.

what the FUCK is up with the benching of Jonas. Jonas in for Duff and that's a decent team.

Damn, still no Guthrie.

The latest in a long line of black and white scapegoats, that's what Coloccini is.

Think Kadar would have stepped up as backup leftback already if he hadn't broken his leg.

It is my sincere belief that a 3-year contract for Joe Kinnear would be more damaging for this club than relegation (and in any case, will most likely be accompanied by relegation next year as an immediate result). If you want to chalk that off as me being foreign, fine, whatever suits your xenophobic worldview. But that's my opinion and I stand by it. is actually a fairly accurate assessment of the situation.

It's about his level though isn't it, anyways, f*ck the baldy little prick! Based on his performances when he was up here he wasn't fit to play professional football at all, never mind at the Championship level. So fair play to him if he's gotten his fitness up since then.