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For-tu-ne has rolled Colo-ccu-ni

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Surely you can't be happy about Ameobi getting crocked. That means Smith walking into our team considering that Viduka will never be fit for 90 minutes.

Shola fucked

Shola being Shola

Taylor's freekick blatantly would have whistled into the back of the net if it was against us.

The suggestion of taking off some combination of Butt/Duff/Ameobi happens every match thread. They never do To be fair, Shola's been a handful today, and it's not as if we've got any impact subs on the bench. We don't need impact players we've scored 3 goals already. We need to get fresh legs on to get control of the midfield. Who are we going to control the midfield with? Please don't say Alan Smith.

Anyone who suggests Smith should be brought on needs to be torn away from their keyboards.

The suggestion of taking off some combination of Butt/Duff/Ameobi happens every match thread. They never do To be fair, Shola's been a handful today, and it's not as if we've got any impact subs on the bench.

No world-famous Joe Kinnear halftime teamtalk today either

Great to hear fans booing when they aren't ours.

What's happened to Meite's brain. Used to be half-decent at Bolton.

Raylor to Saylor. Brilliant

SAYLOR W000000000000000000TTTTTTT

Cacapa would walk into the West Brom first team the way their defense is looking. Absolutely fucking epic defending.

My God West Brom are horrible. 5-4 to us?

Lovenkrands: the new Sibierski

Absolutely fucking mental game

Pitch conditions look pretty atrocious. Taylor got his studs stuck in the turf and fell over

Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.

Kim starting for West Brom. Fucking hate conflicts of interest.

This is the first time in memory that I've ever seen us with a bit of luck

OMFG DUFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Premiership survival very much on the line in the next 90 minutes. COME ON!

The unfortunate thing about this (not that having your manager hospitalized can be construed as fortunate in any way) is that a massive defeat today would have probably triggered a sacking. Unfortunately, I doubt that even Mike Ashley is cold enough to sack somebody on his hospital bed. More of a shame considering that "massive defeat" is looking like the most likely result.