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Joke's on us because it's actually going to be Dummett.

Shush you, I have to find something to grumble about.

Eddie, you have subs, and in a game where we're beating the shit out of the opposition by running our balls off, you are most definitely allowed to use them.

Okay time to calm the fuck down

No VAR?

Had to jinx it

Seriously want eight now. Not even joking.

Is Shola here? Can we find him a shirt that fits?

Champions League goalscorer Sean Longstaff

What a legendary night this could turn out to be in 45 minutes. Champions League football back at St James'! Beating PSG! Dan Burn scored! Lascelles with Mbappe in his back pocket!

Would be hilarious if we signed him and Howe decides to bring him off the bench for twenty games while he acclimates to the Premier League.

Was worried that we wouldn’t get to see Mbappe play and my fears have come true.

We want eight

Ladies and gentlemen, Champions League goalscorer Daniel Burn.

That’s a goal

Jesus Christ those saves

We... we do good set pieces now?

Going to be 70 minutes of pure torture trying to not concede now.

Never want to hear anyone saying that Miggy isn't good enough for us again

Hahahahaha

Ideally we'd get something here while they're still adjusting to the atmosphere and our homicidal press. I can't imagine this is going to go well for us in the long run once they settle down.

Lascelles clearing the ball away from Mbappe has to be one of the most surreal things I've ever seen.

These are some scary fuckers

Who’s cutting onions in my living room. Someone must be cutting a metric fuckton of onions.

Didn’t get to see any of this, but looks like we rotated basically the whole side and still beat Man City? I’ll take that.