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Looking forward to Matt Richie scoring a hat trick against them.

Any chance they can sack Ten Hag mid-game? Like, have some security guards drag him off the pitch?

On some level I suspect Howe actually has more fun with these cup games where he has to concoct a coherent gameplan based on various scraps from our bench.

Too many goal celebrations reduce our ball in play time, clearly.

We are what, about 24 hours removed from a bunch of people on here complaining about how we spent 60 million this summer on two fullbacks who couldn't play?

I wasn't keeping track. But it would of course be extra special to do it to Manchester United.

Would be hilarious if we were the ones to get Ten Hag sacked

We are preposterously injured and while that’s somehow not affecting the quality of the first team, it is beginning to affect their stamina.

Hate it when Koreans score against us.

Mike Ashley wasn't running the club either but he bothered me a lot more than Derek Llambias did.

It bothers me all the time and actively impairs my enjoyment of our (admittedly fantastic) results on the pitch. (To be fair, I'm no a regular match-goer so who cares what I think really.) I'm not saying I don't have fun supporting the club, it's just that my enjoyment is somewhere around a 8/10 where it would be 10/10 if we just had normal competent owners who tried, even if they weren't as wealthy.

What on Earth happened here Yet another reason to wish we were owned by someone else, I suppose.

At a minimum, we should be able to amortize both his wages and a portion of his transfer fees for FFP purposes, but I realize that none of these rules are designed to make sense so who knows really.

As far as I'm concerned, the fact that the team is still even remotely functional despite a ridiculous amount of injuries and our top summer signing getting suspended for he entire season is a testament to the fact that we have a strong squad built on good transfer business, not the other way around. You can only prepare so much for contingencies. It's no reasonable to have expect a whole XI of top-quality starters waiting in the wings when our first team starts going down.

I've had way too much positivity for the past couple of years. Thank you this game for reminding me how much I hate football

OH FUCK RIGHT OFF

4 points out of three games is a bit of a bummer when you consider that two of them were at home. Really don't fancy the PSG or Dortmund away ties.

Just one of those days

Oh come on

Great finish, to be fair

Oof, back off now

I hear his replacement Ozozcan isn't too shaby either.

We bought this man as a striker

Yeah you can tell pitch conditions must be shit. Ball just bounces wherever. Keep it in the general area of the opposing goal and it's probably bouncing in eventually.

These fuckers are good. We are good. Just two good teams doing good team things.