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Keegan is 70. He's an old man with old man opinions. A product of his time. Of course he's going to have some views that seem antiquated to people who had the benefit of a modern education. As long as it doesn't come from a place of malice, I try to separate my estimation of a person from my estimation of their views. Everyone is entitled to a dumb opinion or two. And truth to be told, the actual substance of what he said doesn't seem that bad. He's just got himself into trouble explaining it in his typical rambling, exaggerated Keegan-ish way.

It's nuts how we still have so many Ashley-era players in the squad and most of them are actually really good. Just brings home the sheer level of mismanagement.

Miley needs some competition for his spot in the U21s.

No point, he'll have a Newcastle shirt of his own soon anyway.

Well fuck it let's just win the whole thing then.

We're not going to have this sort of emotional experience once we get used to winning games in the Champions League. This is a once in a lifetime sort of feeling. Let's enjoy it. Cheers.

Best goal by a Newcastle defender since Albert.

Stunning how utterly irrelevant Mbappe has been tonight.

We have officially entered squeaky-bum time.

Joke's on us because it's actually going to be Dummett.

Shush you, I have to find something to grumble about.

Eddie, you have subs, and in a game where we're beating the shit out of the opposition by running our balls off, you are most definitely allowed to use them.

Okay time to calm the fuck down

No VAR?

Had to jinx it

Seriously want eight now. Not even joking.

Is Shola here? Can we find him a shirt that fits?

Champions League goalscorer Sean Longstaff

What a legendary night this could turn out to be in 45 minutes. Champions League football back at St James'! Beating PSG! Dan Burn scored! Lascelles with Mbappe in his back pocket!

Would be hilarious if we signed him and Howe decides to bring him off the bench for twenty games while he acclimates to the Premier League.

Was worried that we wouldn’t get to see Mbappe play and my fears have come true.

We want eight

Ladies and gentlemen, Champions League goalscorer Daniel Burn.

That’s a goal

Jesus Christ those saves