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Everyone back to defend now please. I know we should probably try to score another for a second leg, but I really just want to be able to enjoy the memory of this.

FUUUUUUCK YES

Step forward Willockinho.

Gee thank you for the reminder I had completely forgotten.

Just give me a goal man, let us have this one thing.

Adrenaline. I imagine playing your club's first Champions League Round of 16 knockout match ever at home will do that.

It's freaking Barcelona and we are absolutely smoking them with like half our starting XI missing. Maybe we don't score but this is crazy.

I mean, he came pretty close. If you're hitting the post it's basically just luck at that point.

Fucking Barcelona time-wasting at SJP to secure the 0-0. What a time to be alive.

I'm just going to act like Rashford has scored now under the assumption that it will happen.

Come on man

HE BOOKED A BARCELONA PLAYER. HE DID IT

Woltemade redemption arc. It's time. Edit: Never mind he's not coming on

fuck was sure we'd conceded there

Isak wouldn't be beating the shit out of their central defenders like Osula is imo.

Time to get Tino and Gordon on I think. Hopefully they have half an hour in them.

Obviously the end product hasn't been there, but why are they so completely unable to deal with through balls to Elanga does La Liga not have fast wingers?

Didn't come off but that was a really well designed corner routine

Lewis Hall making Yamal look like a Sunday Leaguer

I honestly don't know any of their defenders but surely a club like Barca can do better than some dudes who get physically dominated by Will Osula.

For one of the best teams in the world they really are quite uninspiring. (I assume they'll score three in five minutes now).

Players do sort of care about being good players.

A "Reina gets sent off and Jose Enrique gets subbed into goal at SJP" moment for them. They'll never recover.

Between Wissa and Isak, at least nobody will ever go on strike all pre-season to force a move anymore