Mike

The best part will be when they don't fire him because it'd make them look incompetent and we eat dogshit at the world cup.

Wasting wishes on sunrises, Deuce baby.

I'm dumb. How can a team with multiple point deductions for financial transgressions spend 40 million on a player that we've been forced to sell, despite no point deductions?

Eating shit in the Copa at home is a canon event if it gets Berhalter thrown out of a fucking window.

You should follow a better team

Mexico are cooked.

This is the first good game.

That'd get me to answer the phone, but I wouldn't say hello.

Hope Godzilla emerges and they call the competition off.

Legitimately the only resistance between you and the final is maybe Italy and mostly Southgate.

Dubs has the yips.

You jammy piece of shit grey egg sandwich sucking English motherfuckers. Slovakia? Fuck off.

Shearer giving Gordon his flowers.

I feel like I would despise Martinez if I were Argentinian

How is Var even worse in South America.

But is even Colombia good? These are the teams they play.

Every team in the conference is shit at the same time bar Colombia.

Has there genuinely been a good game in this competition?

Deadass thought he was there for the coin flip or sommat. Couldn't believe my eyes when he stayed on the pitch and played.

I'd be so mad watching this if I were you lot.

You gas yourselves like mad. The post match fiction is why you never win anything.

Did they even see AG's pass. What the fuck is this shit.

The Mainoo praise was queued up prior to kickoff after the newspaper controversy stuff.

Mainoo and AG are indistinguishable tbf to him.