Mike

Now I gotta go look because am I fuck mental.

YES. Are we mental?

I'm feeling a bit gaslit here, I've seen arms be offside.

Switched it off like a cops body cam.

I've seen hands be offside so I dunno what that is.

Me settling in to watch this like it's not going to be boring as fuck.

God I love football.

How'd you manage that?

You travel almost as much as Neesy man. Who you killing in Japan.

He's going to score 30 goals easily just make peace with it now lads.

We sold Sandro?????

Once they sussed out the shape it was terrifying.

I'm pro new stadium just so we can dig up and re-bury the Native American bones inexplicably beneath SJP.

He was on some Busquets shit.

Murphy on for...?

Subs asap.

Woltemade had like four bananas and two gatorades. Might not play because he's full.

I don't like the thing.

I think he'll wait until 60, but I'm begging him not to.

Put your phone down and listen to the team talk, Harv.

We started bright but don't have finishing on the pitch. Gave Barca time to wrest some control away. Barnes has to come off.

That is fucking gorgeous.

I was so hyped at the end of that I was gutted that I'm: Not on the team Can't play footy Not in England 45 Fatter than shit It was one fuck of a comedown.