Mike

Targett was class until he got hurt and then the Burn thing kept happening. This feels DUMB. If Minteh is hot air, why not just fucking rob Liverpool for 40 instead of whatever the fuck this is.

If Belgium get their finger out there's fucking trouble afoot.

Get the absolute fuck out of the tournament.

Ugh anyone but him.

That little late bounce fucked him.

Fucks sake

Get him fucking signed.

Alexis Sanchez has to be in his early seventies by now.

Can't take you motherfuckers anywhere.

Dunno if I've ever watched Lewa for Poland and was like "That's the best forward in the world."

Fck me I love international footy.

Great header but shit he was free.

Dibs got that completely wrong. Goddamn.

Univision coverage thank CHRIST.

So parking the bus was no one's idea.

If Southgate doesn't watch Gordon enough to fancy him, there's no chance the FA even knows who Howe is. Next manager will be Steve Cooper.

You've got 10 CB's tbf.

Kane's touch map looks like a Tiote map.

The craziest bit is that you'll jammy your way to the semi-final.

Sounds like yuo need to hire Shearer.

Alan's complexion is much less red than his commentary lead me to expect.

Is this something we do?