Mike

He's not bad at all he needs minutes.

I don't think we've ever not been absolute shit in them.

It's time to burn the green kit, btw.

This thick high and tight haircut cunt has lost control of the match.

That'll be a pen at Anfield

Feel like I've been watching this match for days.

Wolt is class man.

Sandro playing three positions and still not sweating. Send Miley on loan I beg of you.

Joe gd damn man

Feel bad for Willock here.

We're massively missing whatshisname the lad Sean killed.

Bournemouth and the green kits. We're taking on a lot of generational trauma at once here.

In PSR terms if that happened to us we'd have to fold the fucking club.

Enough to fix their roof, I'd reckon.

We are going to see some spectacular dives from here.

That Palmer sub is aging well.

He would have spontaneously combusted the second he signed the contract.

Ever since that day, naturally.

We gotta tone those hate muscles @toon25 baby. I wanted to glass Froggy the next day.

Chelsea playng like they've never met. Surely they've chatted on one of the several buses the first team takes to the match.

Still can't believe that was onside and Burnley wasn't.

tbh I mostly just wanted to use the silly picture of the dog. It's uploaded on here now so I'm sorted.

It has a database of badges ranked in a hierarchy, the var scans the kit and matches the badge and makes a decision based on the hierarchy.

Then, not to be dramatic they need their eyes scooped out in front of their families.