Mike

Get in love celebrity blinds. Getting everything at once in the footy. 1 is Botman 2 is I dunno 3 is deffo Willock

Liked Isak's YNWA post.

Love that.

This cunts new house been burgled yet?

Djursholm Dickrot.

I'm assuming the replies are sexless Liverpool bots.

Hope he gets some shit they have to name after him.

No, we have to play them. The draw is rigged anyway we'll get them at SJP.

Here now I said that too, go back and quote iz.

There really was no re-integration after the cowardice, sabotage and disrespect, but not getting the full fee is still a sickener. Hope he gets AIDS.

Heard he cut down Sycamore gap.

Imagine failing and underwhelming everywhere you've been since you were a child and acting like that towards the one club where you did well. Hope he chokes on a meatball and no one knows the heimlich.

There's a shampoo that'll sort that afaik.

Brave lad timing his press releases when his club were in airplane mode. Hope he falls down the stairs breaks his back.

He clearly fucking did not want us to make the CL. Hope he pops his achilles.

Is there a gofundme for the bin dippers mental anguish? Link?

I'll say it. We were genuinely title contenders if we made the upgrades we needed and held on to our best players.

Just needs to actually be replaced.

Buyback, get in.

If we give them money today I will genuinely die.

No I think he's got a proper chance to be a solid forward. His biggest sin was not being Judas.

Do some Stalin photoshopping.

Tommy with the late run and slide tackle on the keeper.

Listen, I have lifted myself from some dark god damn days. A pepperoni hot pocket from 7-11 used to hit hard af after a night of loading trucks. I can't believe I still have sensation on my tongue.