Mike

It wouldn't even be depth, we cannot unlock defenses. Paqueta is *right there*. The no cunts rule is dead. Mugs don't get to have rules.

If the players chased chances the way we do we'd be sat on 9 points.

They do fuck all typically in every variety of life. They're fucking parasites but we might fuck up and get a competent parasite that sees us running well as an opportunity to enrich himself? Liverpool having proper fucking cunts in roles is why they're dancing in the streets now the bin dipping fucks. Filling typical roles is also a statement of intent from PIF. It's like when you walk into Burger King and there's a bunch of self serve kiosks and one fucker doing the fries, burgers and the drive thru. You know at a glance this is an unserious operation and you'd be better off just going to 7-11 and getting a burrito. We are an unserious club.

Imagine being like a proper businessman who actually made something of himself and having to call some other business man's failson "sir".

I will never forgive Joe Torre for not bunting.

Guess we don't know any billionaires who have recruitment staff as children.

You fucking poacher.

Bacon, tbh.

Take it back. Paying taxes and rent for a fucking century bloody hell.

I'd never make it in business because that doesn't make a lick of sense to me. If the price is the price, pay the price. But then again what do PIF know about the value of things. So maybe they know as much as me.

Nick aside there isn't a single thing we've done in the last 24 hours we couldn't have done six weeks ago and had a proper fucking preseason.

If your dad is a billionaire are you really an investor? My dad had a hot dog truck and when he went to carry luggage at JFK he'd ask me to boil the dogs and back the truck out and work a few hours. Does that make me a fucking chef? Get in the sea.

Good work Jamie everyone loves the bag fries.

They let us keep the fortune cookies and eat the fries that fell into the bag.

Nah, you have something he touched. May I suggest you start googling voodoo? @cubaricho do you have a voodoo contact?

Only two hooker emojis? Craig's tired.

Can I do that on tik tok?

Welcome to the club btw!

Cunts always get their way. Us continuing to deal with this dipshit shows our fundamental misunderstanding of what we were supposed to be doing today. Guess Jamie never learned that from daddy. Nepo cunt.

Richie it's all vibes baby. It means whatever the narrative needs it to mean.

This cunt down tools and fuck off to Madrid yet?

Sean I'll pay your bail, and I'll buy treats for your cat.

They probably thought getting the loyalty bonus was a coup.

Dogwalk him around the hotel room while he sings Necer Walk Alone.

Yasir's 6 foot 2 German dominatrix flying in to give him a dry hand job in his cuck chair to properly round off his kinky weekend of humiliation.