Mike

Why is this spitting scouse gobshite doing our game it's fucking harassment.

It's so depressing.

Also that. Game is finished.

Howay dubs.

He started going down after the shirt pull was over.

That's yet another fucking dive.

That Mike smokes cigarettes.

That Amad is a diving twat.

Sparing a thought for the me in the alternate universe where we didn't sign a forward this week.

Why is a sliver of an arm an advantage.

Need this team sheet, like.

Fucking nails.

If it wasn't a head injury why are you stopping it you cunt.

Problem with Chelsea is that they're not a real club and selling him to Chelsea (assuming without a sell on) is just selling him to Liverpool in 24 months, and strengthening a rival.

I don't sell him domestically because any domestic move strengthens a rival. I fuck him off to the continent. No one in Europe wants him? Get your ass to the ground, cunt.

Good. If he fucks his fitness being a dick then he gets to regret it the rest of his life and have not a single fanbase to share the lamentation. Love that.

Only read the first line and fucked it off but it opens with a fundamental misunderstanding of our position and our outlook. We collectively accepted that his departure was inevitable a YEAR ago, he's too good and we can't afford to pay him without breaking the wage structure. We already took the position of a trading club using transfers to lift ourselves up. What we don't accept is the fucking disrespect, and the collusion. No amount of money is worth that because it lets the fucking foxes into the henhouse. We become a target for unscrupulous agents (aka agents) and have to deal with this shit on a nearly yearly basis. That't the thinking behind let that fucking ABBA singling meatball chewing desk building Swedish fucking dipshit shiteater rotting at his poorly furnished home. Not "Ohhh we're kids we wanna keep all our toys." Fuck off with that. I get mad every time I come in here ffs.

This is why sieges work. I'll eat the motherfucking moss off rocks before giving in to those fucking tapping up twatwaffles.

Chelsea have a guy that's banned for years and it didn't even slow them down.

He doesn't need to give any effort he just needs to rot.

Sources telling me that Jim is waiting for Steve Bruce to be available.

I nearly died laughing at Happy Birthday Lydia I'll cave your fucking skull in.

I agree. Just not to Liverpool.

God, flashback to when Sherwood as manager was as inevitable as death itself.