Mike

You know it's serious when Craig isn't tweeting like a sex worker.

No fuck that ikea twat and fuck Abba too.

Absolutely. This is a line in the fucking sand imo.

Bairn on the way is a point in my favor tbh.

Wilson on loan on deadline day.

Like, do this in a year with a fucking Instagram post and a transfer request and literally no one kicks off. This couldn't have been handled worse.

Wouldn't other players have felt this far sooner though?

He was predictably fucking everywhere. I love him so much.

I really bet on Everton to win and for more than 2 goals to be scored.

Would hate that if it was us tbh.

He's a cunt.

Shags grannies, hates Isak. Sounds as, is Rooney.

Everton v Leeds is a proper "What am I doing with my life" fixture.

Just put the Danishes in the fucking bag, Hjarsfgarrr.

Just put the dowels in the fucking bag, Bjorn.

Genuinely think we'd be with a shout at winning the league if not for...

If this stupid cunt wasn't such a stupid cunt, I'd be sat here thinking that there really isn't any team I'm worried about.

Apparently it's seven years old?

Prediction: you will never see that one meter shit again.

Chelsea could be a worry for keeping Eddie.

Are you sure?

Ref is tying his boots like Sandro.

I know we'll get there we have infinite money but what the fuck is the point of being a Fulham fan.

Having the resources doesn't seem to matter without the revenue but there's a big old *SCENE MISSING* card when it's asked how to grow revenue if you can't sign exciting players.

I've only been a fan for 20 years but the game I fell in love with isn't this.