Mike

If I'm in the archives liking Pardew I will Terminator myself.

There must not be a Pardew rehab tour. Fuck outta here.

It would give my eyes AIDS to look but I feel fairly confident we hated his guts every season he was here.

Honestly I'm sorry but what is happening.

Assuming this was written by that bald podcast cunt?

All of my enemies are my friends today.

We've never been this far through the fucking looking glass before.

HERE YOU SWEDISH PRICK YOU MADE ME AGREE WITH PARDEW YOU MEATBALL CUNT.

Were we getting pens?

Absolute fucking charlatans stealing a fucking living they should have to read these articles on air.

Get the entire league in the sea, man.

The correct one! Scenes, man.

Faes getting a goal is all you need to know about the Championship.

Miles off.

Forgot that twat owned Liverpool.

Liverpool's DoF.

I've missed insane NBA takes Kaka.

Let's not be this, lads. Be nice.

The narrative was going to be the narrative regardless. He can go to Liverpool after his deal at PSG expires. Or after his agent shithouses him to Galatasaray.

Fair. I'm just waiting for Eddie to tell me how to feel tbh. He can fuck off as a person however.

Bet he's gutted next to his shit wallpaper the piece of shit.

Fucking get the fuck in scouse fucking cunts take that you swedish prick.

Ah you floppy haired fucking cunt

Your American friend agrees. Get it burned.