Mike

Eze you prick.

We all know that's Lebron James, I'm assuming?

I hate his guts, man.

Liverpool fans too busy in Luke Edwards replies.

Too many fucking scouse accents talking about this game fucking pricks.

It'd be one thing if he were intelligent enough to recognize that his agent is going to Anelka him straight to Turkey. But he seems thick as pig shit.

Welp, skinny twat. You'll do for us cunt. Get your boots laced you fucking turncoat.

Tik tok FC. Eddie Howes trendy dance army.

We were pouring Kool aid into bleach as a fan base 5 years ago.

No sign of Isaks mate Sanusi this preseason?

I gotta know what makes you happy.

Fucks sake I haven't reported to my second job of betting against Blackpool.

Whatshisname. The cunt. Can't play for more than 60 minutes, failed at every other club he was at. You know who i mean. The asshole.

How was Joe Ellington a forward.

Furious thinking about how good we'd be if that rat cunt prick swede Bork Bork piece of dogshit turncoat scouse cocksucking downed tools mercenary fucking prick wasn't such a twat.

Wissa is gonna look like first month Cisse in this team.

Howay Joe Ellington.

Who the fuck is Joe Ellington.

Putting it on target from right outside the box is still going to be a thing.

Tino looks like the bad guy in a sword fighting movie.

Are we getting bolognese now?

It's insane how often I think about this.

MUTV is deplorable listening. Feels like Fox News.