Mike

"City's boy is Chelsea's man" Fuck off, man.

115 million!

Would love to work at VAR, man. Just absolute supervillain opportunities to steal joy.

Red imo. Should have been off last week as well.

Off, imo.

Probably the two kick offs.

Schar off target means today ain't it.

The fact that Bournemouth haven't got 10 is my 3 points.

Richard Masters setting the ET?

Longer than cricket, this match.

Petition to burn the green kit.

Wish me this motherfucking powerball tonight like.

Smart to force a set piece to kill our momentum.

Driving me mad.

Stop fucking diving you never get the fucing call.

Need to see if the PL has any Air Bud restrictions. Sub a fucking dog on to play up front.

Run it through Miley. Kid's a fucking regen.

Ball had a groin injury on it. Glad he did.

Let a "wor sleeves" slip. Probably ask to be put back in the fucking coma.

Be some shit if today was the day you woke up from a two year coma and had everything explained while watching this shite.

The idea that Hoffenheim got 40 million for CF Joelinton is up there with any bank robbery.

Need 15 players in January.

Our hamstrings are cursed here.

Cunt can see the offsides but not the shirt pull. Fuck your mother.

Fuck off make Miley captain.