Mike

Shepherd on Setanta.

Only one who would pacify me. It's going to be Wise.

Rijkaard?

Same as everyone else, If he was a player today, he wouldn't consider us because of the constant instability.

Nah, Decky got it absolutely right. You did well too, but he topped you. Decky made me mad on the internet for the first time ever. Oh is that right is it? We'll see won't we. Fucking menacing. So we fire Shearer in Jan, and then we hire a real manager, or does Wise get his turn?

So what happens after Shearer is sacked?

Nah, Decky got it absolutely right. You did well too, but he topped you. Decky made me mad on the internet for the first time ever.

So that joke we made about just constantly replacing managers when the honeymoon ends wasn't a joke?

Smelled the Rick Roll 5 miles away. Well done, Decky. That one actually pissed me off.

Jesus.

Oh god damnit. One steady year! Just one!

All that buildup to a wow signing and then fucking City sign Robinho. Nothing tops that.

Got too caught up in the hysteria of the day. We still need players in, but I'm not furious.

And of course Campbell can't play against ManU, but will be able to play against their title rivals. Didn't even think about that. And still no DM, right? God damn, Tottenham.

Am I crazy, or did Spurs just get completely fucked over? Man U illegally contact Berbatov to sort out the transfer, Spurs are furious. They sell their best forward to a (perceived) rival for huge money that they can't even spend for four months. Part of the deal states (according to SSN) that Spurs will not file a complaint about earlier actions. Then Man U send their promising forward on loan to Spurs, knowing that they'll have to play him because they only have (afaik) two goddamn senior forwards. Jesus Christ.

Carr coming back?

Damn, I thought someone scored.

Someone already editing the Matias Fernandez page on wiki to mention us. Fans of this club don't waste any time.

Valencia keeper? Who is that?

Bid? Speculation?

City are acting like they put a money cheat in. About Nicko...have Blackburn made any transfers? I mean, he's on a Blackburn board, so he must be making predictions about them.

It's absolute murder not knowing what's going on.

As an Everton fan myself, I'm overjoyed by the prospect of these deals. The thought of Barton erm, lighting up Goodison Park, along with the infamous 'goal machine' that is Alan Smith running about aimlessly for a bit, is surely a proposition that can't be sniffed at. You'll fear for your lives as we sweep our way to an all-conquering season of finishing in the top 10. On another note, surely the only way SSN could become more comical is to become more Americanised and have flames in the background, and action shots of the studio and presenters? SSN has nothing on Sportscenter. SSN looks like classy refined reporting compared to some of the shit shoveled over here.

Where the hell is Glenn Roeder? Doesn't he want Ameobi?

Didn't Barton have a tough time in Liverpool area and to go back to the same area is asking for trouble indeed Wait, isn't he not allowed in Liverpool?