Mike

Probably still watch the PL, but with considerably less interest. I'd end up finding a team in another country.

We go on and on about the passion of your (soccer) crowds, and you're working hard as hell to be like us? Christ, people.

There a link to him saying this stuff?

Thank god. I'm not the only one sitting here with "Money money money monieeeeeeeeeeee!" playing on loop.

Villa fans delighted, we're delighted (pending replacement, I suppose). Sign of a good deal?

The group they're in isn't going to do them any favors.

Well said. We have less desirable players still at the club therefore we can't/shouldn't accept a good offer for Milner? .... strange logic that. Its a good deal like but I can still be sad about seeing a player I like go! I'll slow down play for stepovers and bad crosses all day for 30 grand a week. I'll be so god damn nice it'll make you sick. Photograph after photograph of me kissing puppydogs and wearing v neck sweaters. I like the guy too, but he wasn't getting any better here.

Milner in/Barry out? Are we just getting a bit of the Liverpool money?

There is a 100 page topic waiting to be created before Monday.

That puts almost 4 million in Leeds' pocket, though. 12 million is a dream fee. Coming away with 9m wouldn't be bad at all.

12 million! That's unbelievable.

I still think the guy is a good player, he has a hell of a shot, he just takes too long to get it off. Still, 10+ is crazy money.

See, now I'm nervous. 10m+! What do they see that we don't see?

So they could end up paying around £13 million for Milner and Smith. Wow. <i>Wow.</i>

Ten Million! Ten! Holy fucking shit!

Great, now I have to think about this shit. I wish I didn't care.

No Japanese! Then I'm back on Beasley. You're American, right? Yeah.

No Japanese! Then I'm back on Beasley.

I've only seen him six or seven times, but what about Morimoto from Catania? Came off a big injury and seemed decent last year. Anyone know more about him?

To be fair, we were going to finish above Arsenal last year. Can't believe they have Gordon in the same league as Shay.

Ah, cut them some slack. They're improved, and they're excited about it. Richardson better than Gutierrez is shaping up to be some shit, though.

What the hell happened to Park Chu-Young, btw?

He's like Lennon, only older and Korean.

No better than Milner. Quite possibly worse. Definitely worse. Headless chicken. He's like Lennon, only older and American. Damn. I think he's better than that.