Mike

Who is he aiming for?

Did Edgar cross better than Milner there?

Where the fuck is Smith?!

Cacapa in midfield!? Jesus Christ.

Wow, that's really going to be there for the entire match.

The Geordies Continue their pre-season European tour as they take on hosts Real Mallorca at the ONO Estadi in the latest round of the Mallorca Summer Cup. Just in case no one knew.

Smith up front? The hell am I doing watching this.

Show Madrid footage of Smith in the 7-1 Roma match and they'll take him. Hell, we did.

I just don't understand why Milner's crossing doesn't seem to improve as time goes by.

You just know Spurs were waiting to see what an acceptable bid looked like.

Jesus Christ.

Further inhibited by the loss of Shola Ameobi?

I watch him play, and I make an angry face, but the only thing that comes out is laughter.

We're really playing a 4-5-1 with Smith upfront, aren't we?

Get subbed? We really can't score on these guys?

I've never seen him beat anyone with that stepover. Holy shit.

I'm not watching anyone but him and I just can't stop laughing.

Who got stabbed?

Settle for INVOLVEMENTx3.

Never understood that either. Lots of South American clubs do that too, don't they?

Nice run from Jonas, Owen will have some fun on the other side of some of those passes.

Fucking hell, learn to cross Milner!

When we aren't playing, I usually think we don't need too many signings. When we are, I usually think we need about 11.

Geremi has been the worst player to attempt to play well. Smith is just there so that we have 11.