Mike

Christ, I love this guy.

Rather he learned by watching for most of the year and Faye and Colo did the majority of the work.

It's still so bad, but I'm going to like it out of respect for your moxie.

At the very least, they could have held off until January. Taylor and Colo? Come on.

We are not ahhh ehh what you call...underdogs? what <b>you</b> call. He's fucking with you. He has to be.

Maybe the massive announcement is that we've signed Puyol?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borja_Valero

All very likely except Ronaldo is injured. I exaggerated the Ronaldo part to make it more plausible.

Maybe he's training in secret. They'll start the match with Taylor and Cacapa, Man U will whip up on those two, and then the lights will all go off, some pyro will pop and Coloccini will run out of the tunnel and tackle the ball away from Ronaldo. The crowd will shit. Then he'll walk to the sidelines and wait to be subbed in officially and the game will carry on without incident.

Mike Ashley would have to be the biggest dick on the planet to parade around in a Coloccini shirt before the deal is done.

This is the only way I can learn anything about the team, so I'd probably go to the SSN site and start believing all the shit in the papers.

A bidding war, for a shit(e) footballer. ...really?

Did anyone else laugh when that post said Thaksin is an international fugitive? Our guy gets shit for the shirt he wears.

What's going on over there, seems like most of the Blackburn team don't rate Ince at all. That sounds like it would be a good story for a newspaper or two.

Help out the blind, what the hell did the bastards do?

So Smith is staying? Five goals.

God, a world without Lalas' fucking face on TV.

Wikipedia "M.Johnson has been qouted as saying 'I think the BBC 606 forum is a pile of shite' He recently declared himself an evertonian who works at the airport making sure the kopites get home safely He is also quoted as saying that Newcastle are a pile of shite who will be relegated next year and they are also a small club. He also declared Mike Ashley 'Mr Mcdonalds'." Someone has been having fun.

Given Beye-Faye-Colo-Enrique Guti -Barton- Milner/Guthrie- Zoggy Owen Martins

Why would the owner wear his name on a Newcastle top if the deal wasn't done? Especially an owner that gets shit all the time from the press? If negotiations fell apart after all that, they'd fuck with him for a year. No way in hell it isn't done.

I honestly don't think there will be a single press conference. Players will come in and the press will know they've signed when they see them on the team sheet. These guys are sitting at the club's facilities laughing their asses off reading some of these papers.

Did Jonas have a press conference? I don't recall one. The club seems to enjoy not telling the press shit.

But Keegan is going apeshit over the sale of Alan Smith!

Can't even read about it on their board, too many simultaneous connections.

Be worth it to bid for Elano just to see what would happen.