Mike

Christ I may pop a lung if Everton sign that bastard.

Martins looks capable of it, imo. woops, didn't read the first post. Zoggy looks capable of it, imo.

If that clip is what big clubs do, I hope we make Smith captain.

I can't stop watching it. It's surreal.

Fucking Germany...

I'd swap Duff for Beasley. No lie.

Beasley?

Oh God.

is he fuck if arsenal sign alonso for a decent fee they'll be the winners in this whole gig - alonso sitting deep spraying passes about for arsenals pace-merchants to get on the end of...frightening prospect That's what I'm thinking. Why would they get rid of Alonso for Barry?

Slightly. Don't see much difference between the pre season midfield and the midfield we'll put out during the season. Struggled to see where reliable delivery of the ball will come from other than possible Jonas.

Page filled with bullshit antics and I'm still falling for all of them. Eyebrows went up for a split second as I scrolled.

To be fair, Coloccini hasn't been seriously mentioned since about page 23 or so.

This is what I'm saying, man. Took me a long time to understand that I was being tricked. I'd click a link and the song would come on, and I'd just be like "Oh, nice."

My mate's mam is Rick Astley's personal banker. I wonder if being the scourge of the internet is worth anything.

flashblock killed the video, but the goddamn window started dancing all over the screen and I had to wait in one spot and try and hit the x. Then the lyrics started coming up in a little window. Had to end the task to get away. Just an absolute masterpiece.

I keep wanting to click it. I love that fucking song.

I'm so dumb I almost clicked it again.

You rat bastard.

There aren't enough 's in the world. You have to admit, it's very well written.

So now we're jinxing the deals out of boredom?

Is Barry really better than Alonso?

It's only pre season, but I'm falling off the Milner bandwagon. His crosses never improve. And I would like to modify my Alan Smith prediction to 3 goals and 2 red cards. Still a fantastic return given his ability.

Smith off * on.

Was that Smith that hit the deck trying to control the ball?