Mike

It really is 43 pages of absolute horseshit, isn't it?

Think this transfer might get Rafa fired.

God damnit, people are going to think they meant Ashley. On one hand, it may stay up forever, on the other, I get no credit for getting the deal done.

Nice.

And there it goes again.

whey whatever it said has been taken off now... Ah well. Said four year deal 8.7m. It's wikipedia, though.

Well, that's my name for it, so...

Feel terrible for the guy.

Well you are American so I guess we must believe you. Felt a swelling of national pride for a bit there.

Goddamn, it wasn't an invitation!

Abuse coming my way, but Wiki says he's signed for 8.7m.

So, has anyone seen him play?

You had your press hat on and everything.

I've stopped myself twice.

Has Faye played that role under Keegan? Can't remember. It was the first Chelsea game, right? When was that?

Your donkey? arse.

I really do like the idea of Faye at DM. I look forward to spending the entire season begging the team through the TV to make the switch.

Wouldnt mind pushing Faye to dm and Coloccini could partner Taylor Faye did well at DM vs...was it Chelsea?

Talking out my ass, I'd think Faye would be the one to fall out. Taylor should, but I suspect it would be Faye.

Assuming we get him, who falls out of the first team? Who should?

I'd take Uncle Phil over Smith.

Look at this bullshit. When they were jumping on me for speaking funny, there were no Americans on the board. Now it's time to fight and everyone remembers their password.

You say this, and watch them jump on me. They say white men can't jump, that phrase doesn't apply to those from Walker. So then I should just hide somewhere high? You make Walker sound like that town from Death Wish 3.

10m?