Mike

My best friend just heard from his barber's nephew's girlfriend that we signed Quaresma and Anton Ferdinand.

Wooooo! Hit a raw nerve? yes i hate man u being referred to as united i bet you call newcastle the toon aswell do you?................ I couldn't figure out your first post at all.

Christ that one is plausible. Could see one of your horrible sportswriters leaning back in his chair to bask in his cleverness after coming up with that.

Martins chucks Spear into first team. NEWCASTLE - Obafemi Martins is reportedly delighted at the progress of Aaron Spear. Sources report that Martins has been a leading advocate for young Aaron receiving increased first team action. "He's great!" an unnamed source close to the team pronounced. followed by a retraction and apology the following day, of course.

They're supposed to be, right?

Spider Man has a Spear now! Gutierrez and youngster Spear combine twice in 2-0 victory against West Ham.

King Kev gets his Spear out.

Spear tossed at Spurs

Spear thrust into fray?

You know that the only bits of him in the Argy video are the cross, him giving away a free kick, and him kissing the goalscorer? All the good bits were other players and he wasn't involved at all in those particular sequences. That cross was quality though-Owen will thrive on service like that,as it seems Guiza did last season. Said that same thing when I saw him whip the cross in. It'll be nice to have a pacy winger looking to make the pass.

I have no idea how good this guy is, but I like him so far only because of how much fun he appears to be having. Even Smith makes being shit look like a full time job.

Really..? First Deco now him. Are they planning to field a team of world class attacking midfielders next season? not if they are letting sidwell go. World Class? Arshavin can play up front as well though, right? Put him alongside whatever striker they buy. f***ing Chelsea. look mike, it was that bloody obvious i didn't think it would need a smiley I get all my nuance from smileys. I'll leave. See?

Really..? First Deco now him. Are they planning to field a team of world class attacking midfielders next season? not if they are letting sidwell go. World Class? Arshavin can play up front as well though, right? Put him alongside whatever striker they buy. Fucking Chelsea.

How long did that take, man?

Nice. A new player. Love not knowing anything until it's done.

Since when do CLUB kits have a player number on the front ?! (Nice looking kit non the less) Why does Inter get it right every year? Love the Toon edit. Actual shirt has grown on me, but that's a beautiful shirt. Adidas needs to get it's shit together.

Is it not true? Shouldn't it be a good thing that the manager knows that changes have to be made to compete?

Christ, Ronaldo in NY... Make it happen...nameless Red Bulls executive!

May I ask what you base that opinion on?

He'd never get a work permit if we signed him. Fucking dodgy bullshit.

BINGO Also notice how they go past swinetiger hahaha Poor lad, must feel like killing himself http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8799/97f769e9124979801f91dd3au6.jpg

Am I crazy, or can you understand that post as well? That's every post in every thread about a reported interest in one of our players. There are ten posts just like that in the Martins thread. They bascally think the story is a load of tabloid nonsense, and that the media has an FC Basel-bashing agenda. Yeah, I couldn't believe I could understand it.

Weren't we sniffing around him? Was that in January? When the hell was that.

Jesus Christ. Did they even need Deco?

Kolo Toure 150k Clichy 250k Adebayor 3m Van Persie 3m etc So many good signings Wenger blatantly using FMScout.