Mike

FUIJ

McDog is my stream now.

Go back and piss more.

Every time Eddie is a genius his shirt gets tighter.

That is cold as ice. Fucking hell. Isak is that dude.

GHEH D TYCI IN

Thank FUCK for that.

Playing with a chip on his shoulder.

When is Willock back?

He's terrible today.

Paqueta could have two yellows too.

Sometimes I feel like Tonali is Shelvey in a wig.

Hangover football, this.

Get the FOH.

Facts from this week: Sean Longstaff has a CL goal St James Park is a fortress Joselu is a brilliant signing. Sports Direct era Mike would shit himself.

Fuck you.

Keeps him in the job.

Luton being in the PL is wild.

You fucking mug, Bissouma.

I will never ever ever get over not being there for this. Ever ever ever ever. Motherfucker.

Aye, she's good and getting better. Hilarious viewing when Man U are shite as well.

Be laughs if they learned enough to hire Bruce.

fwiw, Doris Burke is easily the best NBA commentator.

19 fucking years.