Mike

Did Jonas have a press conference? I don't recall one. The club seems to enjoy not telling the press shit.

But Keegan is going apeshit over the sale of Alan Smith!

Can't even read about it on their board, too many simultaneous connections.

Be worth it to bid for Elano just to see what would happen.

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Hate seeing that bastard talking to the ref.

I woke up to watch this shit like it wasn't going to be boring as fuck.

Goddamn Evra is good.

What the hell happened?

Can't wait for next week.

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Jonas at LB?

Who was that with the nice touch?

God damn I'm excited by Jonas.

Jonas to score today.

buck buck!

Edsel to Everton.

Would actually be really nice without that.

God damn I never realized becoming an old man would be this gradual. Want to smack that fucker.

There is no way Keegan could think Smith was ever a useful player. No one that watched at least five matches could come to that conclusion.

You pretend that Smith never played here and he'll be back in the shirt within two managers.

That was the one! That's where I stopped laughing and wanted to warn them.

Mostly thankful, lots of dread. <i>I know</i> he's going to score on us. He'll score one goal all year and it'll be a screamer past Shay. Then his previous shitness will be our fault.

I really should be away from this machine, but I can't move. It smashed my five goals prediction to shit, too.