Mike

Howay City

I hope we go down.

I know exactly where I'm gonna be.

Hope Rosenior is there for fucking decades.

Nowt tricky about it. We're gonna lose, Welbeck is gonna score.

Are you mugs taking Wellbeck to the Trump Cup?

Limitless budget, though.

Christ I've probably seen all of those fucking matches as well.

Them constantly moving the button closer to themselves, man.

Well we know it's likely a fluke so best cash in while looking like we're fuming that we'll miss out on him.

Second top scorer in the CL while being played out of position. On a shit team. 75 isn't enough.

Are Bayern skint?

I've honestly always felt it was weird that Gordon got the stint up front instead of Barnes, tbh.

Barnes is world class, provided he is only asked to do the thing he is world class at. When we expect him to carry the ball or beat his man, we are fucked. Elanga plays like he didn't have a fucking ball growing up.

He's got less, bubie.

Beren absolutely bringing the hammer down on Barnes but kid gloving Elanga is wild.

That was shit and I watch us ffs.

That is 1970's reffing.

Oh this absolutely has to go in.

Would have preferred this electricity gone to a data center. Would have done less damage.

Steady.

Proper Pardsfest this. Glad he was here to take it in.

I must despise myself if I'm watching this shite.

If he doesn't have a release clause, we'll probably hope he has a good World Cup to boost the value, and then we'll be like "We can't replace him until we get the money" and all our targets will sign for Chelsea.

We honestly need to give this season a name, so we can reference how shit it was adequately.