Mike

Only the best teams in the world put 4 past these.

Diaz' touch is absolute tits.

Gordon pretending to be at a museum watching that goal.

Fuck that flag off aftera goal like that/

My Bayern supporting mate absolutely fucking despises him.

FUCKING HELL

What'd he say?

Y'all really fumbled Olise and Semenyo?

Aye.

I can live with that.

He's 100 percent gonna play for an insufferable cartel team.

Bayern's movement is unbelievable.

We're like a shit Bayern with Kane playing DM.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET the fuck out of here.

Be dancing outside that stadium if he'd come here then.

I hope the cunt falls into a pit of fire ants and recreates the acid scene from Robocop but even I'm willing to admit he was a massive success.

Well I think we've found our keeper.

Add?! Wew lad I know how to recite the pledge and bbq a cheese burger. Dunno what they taught you in Oxford but that's what the taught us. edit *they

I said 17 good signings and then voted 26-50 because of the Newcastle tax. But the hit rate is solid.

I didn't go to college.

Football is fucking embarassing.

The football is so bad Alan can use it to rehab his image.