Mike

No, I know. But the ref missed it live.

There's a three minute windows between all these posts and all these rivers.

Fucking HELL.

That fucking PASS.

THAT IS SEX

That's not a pen without VAR, there's no ref training.

Should be tipped into a bucket of water and left there until he stops dancing.

Who the FUCK is this co-commentator.

Am I taking absolute fucking crazy pills?

Who is this second cunt on the mic commenting in braille the eyeless useless worthless idiotic cocksucking fuckwit.

Fuck off that[s a pen you CUNT.

Proxy goal kicks.

These have definitely learned something about us from the Bournemouth hammering.

Burn playing Left Back? Fucking hell.

Fuck OFF

Love Miggy, Wish he'd been used as a 65th minute energy sub more. Glad he's going somewhere he's loved. Great player, great time here.

10m for Furuhashi seems like business we can do. Is it because he's 30?

I cannot remember a fucking thing.

I will never forgive Pardew.

Now I know where Steve got it.

Sesko is some boy.

Knee or not go to the Indian PL or Thailand or sommat.

I will never understand PSR but aren't we still pretty much paying an Ashley tax?