Mike

His potential feels kinda terrifying.

Ok well now I'm just a cunt, then? God damn it. Sorry, Stif.

I felt bad, tbh. But I figured if I'm still a cousin shagger then callbacks are fair game.

You get to use the oven.

Osula is fucking class

I'm gonna sound you with a toilet brush.

@Kid Icarus is gonna shit in all our mouths tonight.

Osula is gonna be some player.

Get the fuck in

One guy is trying.

Was genuinely typing this. This is Bruce shit. Feels like a hate watch.

No need to close him down lads, we didn't concede exactly that goal a week ago.

That's a pen at Anfield.

God damn I gotta become a billionaire.

Mitoma looking like fucking Ineiesta.

Whew

Ben Arfa Pardew stuff this (If he's fit).

Areet then Discman.

It's getting a bit sad.

FUCK YOU

Leeds getting it done.

Aye. Fuck are you doing Branko. Manc cunt.

Told late last night = he crawled out his tent and dug through the trash for notes like a raccoon.

I've been a fan for two fucking decades and not once in that entire fucking time has this club been covered by a journalist.