Mike

Kendall is uncalled for, man. Goddamn.

You gotta get the full sugar pure poison variety. That 'tastefully light' is off putting.

I can't allow myself to keep the blood orange flavor in the house. They won't see the sunset.

Whew lad. Now I can't speak for the tastefully light variety but if we're having a go at san pellegrinos, no no no sir no sir indeed.

Would carry Adams to the Toon. Absolute unit and a wum to boot.

Gonna be laughs when we sign Maguire in these Great Value thread title days.

Big nondescript grey jumpsuits energy in here, like.

Signed Tonali in the 8tmosphere like .

gbandit, tbh.

Still getting used to the official twitter not being fucking useless.

So we're definitely better than Trinidad and Tobago, like.

I know it's a me problem but I will never understand ffp. Have Man U spent more than Chelsea? Hell, have they spent more than Everton?

Nice haircut, Johnny Consonants. Cunt.

We sign Jesper yet like?

Fuck me why did I youtube him.

They beat the absolute piss out of us as well. They're genuine trouble.

I laugh about that post where you said you met him in a dream and he wound you the fuck up so fucking often.

I will never forget the noise that came out of my face when I saw this live. It was pure reptilian hatred. It was instinctive. If I'd had pets they would have started snarling. Absolutely feral.

Good man.

Being absolutely heartless about it, Wilson would be worth more with some CL experience, so selling him now wouldn't make sense? Plus he's fucking class.

At the first CL home game.

Ugh

Is he as good as Messi was at that age, though?

Fucking sick of Chelsea.