Mike

He legit caught the vapors mid tweet. Stealing a living.

Inexplicably wound up at Grealish asking Henry if he could have taken Walker on.

Favorite Cisse memory is how he kept Pardew in a job every time it felt inevitable that he'd get the sack.

Villa are going to be trouble. Happy for @brummie, but I'm not him so fuck brummie.

Aye if Chelsea win another CL that'll be disgusting.

We're City, though. Shit, we've got more in the couch cushions than they've got in the bank.

Love for Miggy, imo.

If we'd had two capes, we'd have won.

Man I'm sick and I'm not even an Inter fan.

He's posting on his Instagram. What am I missing?

Still have no idea what the MLS wants to be.

I mean that's legit the only reason to have an IG.

I haven't been paying attention but the continued existence of this thread peturbs me.

Refs need to step up if they're gonna make a game of this. Man United as well, I suppose.

Is De Gea cooked?

No card?

They fucking what?!

Shut the fuck up.

Cannot wait to hear how Casemiro escaped punishment.

Fucks sake when does the season start.

Ah hell now I gotta hate MacAllister.

I could have drawn him before looking at his picture. He was always gonna have that haircut, wasn't he.

Should I be this proud? I've done nowt and he's so much more successful than me.