Mike

Now's the time to bet on a dodgy pen Salah goal.

Who the fuck is this Wacko Warner sounding motherfucker who's too biased to work this match? That's McNana...etc? Genuinely forgot how bad he is.

That is fucking gorgeous.

Don't think he's remotely the answer moving forward but would like to see him with a full pre-season and whatever it takes to sort his confidence out.

Would love to swim in your wake, like.

Fair play to the Notting Hill carnival for making it out to Bulgaria.

Why am I watching this.

Insufferable.

The Lukaku thing is officially weird.

Minas entire repertoire seems to he bearhugs.

Def would put tenner on 1-0 Everton win Richarlison pen.

.75 Pulisics.

Mina should have at least one card by now.

What does Werner....do.

They keep trying to act like Lampard was hard done by for losing the Chelsea job.

VAR simulation.

Pickford leaning into the Kendall Roy thing.

They've got their swim caps on tonight.

Howay 5-0 Chelsea.

Do we have a dogawful journalism thread yet?

It's wild. Like you can have the most sophisticated equipment available and it won't mean a thing if you hand it to fucking mentalists. Like if we had the Three Stooges on the Apollo mission.

This photo of Milner on the bench yesterday seems suspicious...

ROFL

So frustrating, but encouraging to be frustrated at this after what we saw the first half of the season.

Would love to have the gear Milner is on.