Mike

Screamed like a steam engine when that went in.

Get the fuuuuuuuuuck in.

Hip checks are legal now?

6 months ago matchday was probably the only day they ran.

Peacock delays shit like they think there's gonna be penetrative sex to censor.

Elyanoussi has some second gear on him.

Holy fuck I love Burn.

Fucking HELL

Adams could have killed someone with that strike.

Very deserved today.

Wood doing a lot of good things.

Ah man is Messi finished?

Mbappe isn't human.

That is a relentlessly tidy piece of business. Good lord competence is staggering.

Murphy is a pair of glasses away from being Henry.

That is the most "I've wasted my life" stat I've ever fucking seen.

These refs man.

Nigerian looks tidy.

Hoy him in net.

2 goals?! What the fuck is happening?!

We would go entire games with like 15 percent possession. Maybe he's a fantastic manager but just hates balls? It'd be laughs if he was a therapist away from being SAF.

As soon as life settles down. The fucking moment.