Mike

Thieving a living fuck probably recreating the intro to Sexy Beast right now.

This cunt roasting his chicken skin in the Portuguese sun yet like?

Best not to think about it, tbh.

He'd have been absolutely fucked.

Harsh on Tiote, that goal.

Football is ok from time to time.

Wew.

Submit the CV and put my name in the margins. Let's get paid, Doon.

Choudhury's aimless passes out to touch are exactly what we're missing tbf to Brucie.

Let's apply, like.

I mean, I can't criticize the fans for going, but I can wonder what the fuck they're expecting and why the atmosphere isn't absolutely fucking poisonous every fixture.

Can't wait until Norwich absolutely hump us.

Just saw our goal. Fucking of course that's how it looked.

God but we are fucked.

We are in hell.

And getting a complete pass in the dogshit UK media.

Townsend fucking feeling it.

God we're fucking nothing.

Ended up the size of the multiverse.

Genuinely never expect them to lose.

Fuck off @Froggy you twat.

Big Sam chewing gum at the Nou Camp is genuinely one of the seals the lamb breaks in Revelations.

Provided Bruce says no, of course.

Outstanding hit tbf. Cunts.

Here comes this tactic.