Mike

TWICE!

That brittle shattered leg turncoat swedish dog walking crybaby striking led on a leash by his agent brainless useless cunt of a piece of shit would have had 3.

Would move Osula to the left and sub Nick on until the Gordon sub at 60. Or Gordon on now and then Nick at 60.

Cunt ref looks like he wanted to ask his barber for the El Shaarawy but bottled it because the stylist was fit. Shy cunt. Call it down the middle you prick.

PUSH THEIR MEDITERRANEAN SHIT IN

We are going to fucking win.

More optimistic than my conversation with myself in Hathaway's DM's.

Champions League match, mate. We play theneet. Barcelona. Starts in five minutes.

What's the point? THIS is the entire point of eating shit for decades prior to this era. So what if we lose, look where we are, man. Let's go feed some fucking lions and hope they choke.

The plan is to sub Wolt on at 60 when Barca are too tired to kick the shit out of him every time he gets the ball. We'll be 4-1 up by then as well.

PLASTIC.

There's a universe where Benny is sliding through balls to Lewandowski while Modric trails the pass and Keegan screams instructions. But here is nice too!

God, imagine how good Lewa would be at his 9-5 if we'd signed him in 2010.

@Alan Pardew

The absolute fuckery in that return leg is going to be unprecedented.

Lewa being a Newcastle fan is like seeing the Jason mask in the barn, turning around and then it's gone.

Cheating fucks.

HALL VS YAMAL LADS.

Was it just that he was ill?

We're still going to fucking win, lads.

Brentford HQ the entire fucking window.

We're going to Spain up 5-2 and I will be shitting water the entire time.

Going from the Ben Arfa video to this is sadistic.

I will bury you alive and wire the coffin for sound.