Mike

Fucking Alan fucking Pardew. Fucking Newcastle. Fucking Hull, Fucking Steve Bruce. Jesus Christ just a fucking pit of mediocrity. Fucking Carver. Deadass could've had a decade of him. He was 23 when he came here! We had a 23 year old fucking Hatem Ben Arfa I want to set myself on fire. Fuck.

I over exuberantly hopped the railing to get a photo and the grass was slippery, I ended up stacking it right in front of him. You happy now? Yeah.

Ha ha America Motherfuckers! @thomas WE BACK

USAUSAUSAUSAUSA

That's an incredible miss.

God. God! God damn it fucking all. We could have had a decade of that.

Watching that match for the last 10 hours only natural my mind turned to self harm.

Lift it with your back. Ohhh wait you're in hospital with a broken spine, how'd that happen? *Don't.

Fucking flabbergasted at that score.

Lift it with your back.

You missed the preceding nine hours of football, tbf.

He's gonna strut like Vince McMahon post game.

Palace should be put down.

Fuck off we scored AGAIN?!

Feels like watching Cisse smile that day.

I'm still waiting.

Fuck off have we scored?

Absolutely criminal that both teams will be rewarded for this.

If we ever get good, I'll really miss the gallows humour Well I've got fantastic news, Rob.

Idea from (naturally) our match thread. What's the worst PL match you've ever seen?

It's almost over. Another game closer to Bruce leaving 602 to go.

We're the place to send keepers, tbf. Limitless practice.

It's almost over.

Bezos' duplicity knows no bound.

WOAT.