Mike

I'd take the piss if I were unsackable too.

Plus stoppage. It just might kill iz.

Almiron sitting on the bench looking like he just got pulled from a car wreck. Just missing the blanket.

Football isn't there to be enjoyed anymore. Just think of it as unpaid work. I've had five hour long naps since KO.

No fucking way has it only been ten minutes since this half started.

Subscription paid for itself there.

Fucking hell I've slept six hours this half.

"Jonjo do a normal face." "I am" "... fuck it." Shelvey looks like he can't believe he's starting either.

Looking forward to it, oddly enough.

Sounds like he found a PS5.

Ah God, Jesus.

One of my favorite sports pictures.

RIP!

Crying laughing at this thread. Genuinely Pardew era posts. Unreal that we're here again.

God damn I hate Alan Pardew so much.

Lucky you. Imagine all of the evolution required for my brain to exist and I'm using it to imagine how we've had 120 passes and only completed half of them.

Following via stats. Our passing is vile.

We still shit then, like?

What's the latest? This happening or do we still know nothing? Has the lawyer left any food based clues?

Talks sense [emoji777] Talks absolute shite [emoji818]

Wew.

Damn they're really making us play more games.

Fucking hell that's a goal.