Mike

We're gonna have to roll our sleeves up to our fucking shoulders today.

it's absolutely magical. it's like someone put Frosty The Snowman's hat on our covid relief bill and it got brought to life as a football game.

Ooooh this sounds like a shitacular.

The fuck?

Pardew is inexplicably the better manager, imo.

Pure two minutes hate level screaming at the tele when that was live. I'll never forget it.

Was genuinely on the threshold of insanity when it looked like they'd win the fucking FA cup.

It's neck and neck for me. They're both relentless gaslighting gobshites. Bruce is all Ahhh the job isn't easy! Expectations are through the roof, I need more time to get the team organized (that one turns me into Hulk every time, such relentless groundless bullshit. Rafa had this team fucking humming.), etc. He's a cabbage headed sycophant to fucking no one. He's got the job for years if he wins 10 games a season and he knows it. His record is fucking AIDs and he's insulated by the relationships he's cultivated within the media. If he put half as much effort into tactics he'd actually probably be halfway fucking decent. Pardew was just an odious relentless smarmy greasy villain of a fucking cunt human being, the son of a bitch. Just a nearly fictional combination of everyone you've ever legitimately hated in real life wearing a suit and taking credit while distributing blame. He stole HBA's career, wasted and or ignored what appears to be in retrospect Carr's psychic years and just refused to accept he's fucking useless. Just kept on pushing on like it was science's fault, or the fucking crowd, or the fucking circus or whatever it was that time. Just a fucking con artist.

He'll be here for fucking years as well.

Would love a new young unproven manager coming in just for the honeymoon period of gradually realizing he's fucking shit as well.

We genuinely play 70 matches a year.

That's the 1. What an absolute moron this guy is man. Sly dogs at fans all the time. Constantly trying to make it we expect too much. Sorry like but this guy has passed Pardew levels of hatred for me. I think if I wasn't utterly dead inside re NUFC that clip would have pushed him ahead of Pards too. Fucking hell.

Kante.

Are we good ffs?

What the fuck are we playing at.

Worried they'll poach Bruce...

Fuck Arsenal.

Time to inexplicably dust off the ol' Europe-ometer.

So we're just gonna get to Europe, huh.

The fuck? Are we good? Why are we good?

Damn, they just keep making us play.

I thought you would be Liverpool on FM.... Liverpool are a real club. No reason to be them.

This is the only thread that makes me almost buy FM. I would never buy it if not for this thread, this fucking club and this fucking guy.