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Mike

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  1. Bit o magic. Worse than Pardew. Fuck, he's worse than Pardew!
  2. Mike

    Transfer rumours

    Was just thinking about how excellent this window has been. If we could somehow loan a CM that can do basically everything on his own, including taking total control of every game, scoring goals from deep and covering for Shelves who won't track back, then I'd agree it's been a very good window by Ashley standards. Sadly a) we won't be looking and b) that's probably a £60m player. Actually not sure why I said sadly, couldn't give a fuck. 4-0 mate.
  3. Mike

    Transfer rumours

    Bald 1 - 'This is exquisite planning by Geordie Steve who will know he'll be able to better assess his United squad come January. Plus with Andy Carroll firing and a young Paul Dummett to come back in the fray there is plenty of local strength in depth.' Bald 2 - 'Keeping his powder dry makes sense, a wise decision by Steve Bruce's United not to spend more than they can afford and leave themselves exposed later in the year. The money may have been there to spend but Bruce knows the market and league well.' Bald 3 - 'Heroic Steve Bruce has managed this English transfer window to perfection. Gone are the summers of unbridled waste on lazy, overpaid foreign mercenaries by previous managers as Steve, a real bloke who loves his football and his country, has provided a 10/10 window with added pouring butter as a treat.' PP - 'I am a top lad, sound bloke and real fan. Mike and Steve are too and have once more proven it with this excellent window. I give it 10 programmes out of 10. I'll be a live Q&A with Toon ledge's Steve Wraith and Dennis Wise on my Insta at 8pm.'
  4. Mike

    Transfer rumours

    Was just thinking about how excellent this window has been.
  5. Mike

    Transfer rumours

    Another season of hopefully being good enough to stay in the PL and getting bought by someone.
  6. Today was the hiccup, though.
  7. Aye, his tactics today, line them all up against a wall and pick the tallest 11. [emoji38]
  8. Ten years from now we'll be the Barcelona of the National League North (Had to look it up ). He'll be loving it, signing autographs in front of his statue.
  9. You're playing tomorrow, mate. Shut the fuck up.
  10. This thread is fucking incredible. Not watching but pissing myself.
  11. Feels a bit subtle but aye.
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