Mike

Immense, man. Not the photoshop, obviously.

This is a good summer to go to prison in Paraguay. The five a side is going to be outrageous.

Tactics.

Gonna be some shit when we go Rafa->Bruce->Pep.

Miss Ba, tbh.

We're absolutely going to win the FA Cup. He'll get extended, Ashley will never leave and we'll finish 9-15th for 100 years. Today is the good old days.

VAR is bent as fuck.

Pen carded for simulation.

Legit one of the top five worst people to ever set foot in that city.

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Just the jammiest cunt on earth.

Brucefest?

It's gonna be fucking mad when he gets an extension. Absolute clown shoes fucking club.

If it'd fuck him off, aye.

How do the shite managers get so backed hy the fans?

He managed to find a Pardew-ism even fucking Pardew didn't consider.

I know my entire managerial career took place in FM, but surely there's a sheet of paper somewhere that says x plays y position. How did he fucking not know the odious prick.

It was going to happen at some point. Don't say things like this, man. Hurts to hear.

The guy with the bowtie? Looks like Pardew if he worked the fields. Aye. Twat.

Properly dislike the nutcase on bein.

Had no clue Falcao was in Turkey.

Should fold the league if we stay up.

Fuck off, second I turn it off.

England are fucked.