Mike

The Martins vs Spurs was like electricity coursing through my body. Fucking lost it.

If it's the one I think you're referring to, I fucking love that goal. Makes 2 players go skidding past him and he barely, touches the ball. Think I just saw that in a Beardsley compilation. Unreal.

Is that still a thing? If that's still a thing then it makes sense this thread didn't exist.

For obvious reasons. Either this one or the Martins goal. Link a vid if you can.

A plague fakeover. This dude is relentless.

HB to the legend.

0/40

Came in here hoping to see "bankruptcy".

Our luck it'll probably be the cure.

God we hired the manager from the 5-1.

My cardiologist is a Juve fan and he's like "I don't know much about Newcastle but I've heard your owner is the worst." It felt so good to be seen.

Posting that shit like we didn't pick Alan Pardew, John Carver, and Steve Bruce over that.

Ban.

Yous got battered today weyyyy

Someone prevent 9/11.

We should spend the plague watching Pardew games. It could be worse.thread

Watching City-NUFC from 1955. Absolutely disgraceful marking on the Milburn goal. Looks like us now.

I was too but then looked up and appeared to just be logged in...? Not a fucking clue what I did to make it work.

I'm dumb, but I'm in a confirm email loop?

Good lord, is that the last time we were good?

I welcome the apocalypse.

Immense, man. Not the photoshop, obviously.

This is a good summer to go to prison in Paraguay. The five a side is going to be outrageous.