Mike

Deschamps - Cunt Bruce - Cunt Pardew - Cunt.

Absolutely love a mural, the North Koreans.

This is the match that plays in Hell

Is Longstaff off?

Hauled off? I fell asleep .

Osula looks like he's gonna be a unit.

Nah it was shenanigans from Maddison, but so was Schar's. No rhyme or reason to any of it aside from preferring some laundry over others.

So they can do that when they feel like it. Cool.

Would love a docu about his time in Japan doing sidequests.

I already asked him, he said "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOO LADS"

We wuz done in by apples.

Fully 90 percent of my cherished sports memories are just reveling in the failures of people that have worked far harder than I ever will.

Casemiro has a fuciking senzu bean in his wallet he saves just for us.

This is like when you ruled yourself out of the England job despite no one considering you. Dark days at the theatre of dreams.

Craziest shit is that I still expect them to absolutely fucking hammer us.

Nearly a fourth.

@Alan Pardew

I will be angry about that Nick Pope red before the final until the day I die. I plan to bitch about it in the hospice.

ETH just needs to sign more of his players, imo.

Think only four teams in the league get that pen.

They absolutely would not.

Honestly hope City just keep winning it until we have a chance. The level of protection is insufferable. That happens every match.

I fucking hate football.