Willow

I'm the same but what's your thoughts on why we buy. Do we (as we should if you back the manager) buy players Pardew wants, or carry on trying to buy Carr's recommendations which we aren't because we're unwilling to spend as they're decent players. Fwiw i wouldn't buy any player Pardew recommends, ever. I think we're fucked, if we buy Pardew's it'll be awful, if we try for Carr's we'll end up with nothing. I'm hoping for now we'll be able to buy our way out of trouble and paper over the cracks in the short term, but we'd have to spend a good chunk this summer for me to keep my interest. We can't really win as fans currently. Obviously, I'd LOVE for us to be free of pardew and ashley but that shows no signs of happening anytime soon sadly. All will be decided this summer, and if we fail to spend over £20m, we'll be heading for relegation.

This summer is the decider for me. If we spend some cash and get in some quality, I'll give them a chance, but if it goes the way it's gone like the past few windows then I'll probably stop following us for a long time. I just get very little joy these days from nufc and that's obviously the most important thing for me. Time ticks on and we have zero to show so far.

I think the problem here is that he's probably a bit thick. A bit of a div.

what do you think alan is on right now, £50,000 a week?

loic stop the ____ goalkicks (don't be too high) dummy get up further/higher? matthew be careful (give to ___?) dummy don't head diagonal be careful don't try and win it around the front

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I hope Yanga doesn't leave, because IF we do get Cabella, they'll have played together in the past (same club wasn't it?) so may have a good understanding between them. That'd make too much sense though, to have yanga at cb, cabella in the middle, so yanga can push through when going forward and play simple balls into cabella to work his magic.

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wow

I thought there was whispers/talk of us getting our transfer business mostly done before the WC time's a ticking, transfer noobs!

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Glen Johnson will give away a crucial penalty that kicks us out of the WC, mark my words. His monumental blunder will come!

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I think he'll be fine and we'll see him get the mackems to 13th.

he's bangin pegswood pussay, he's gannin neywhere

thank fuck for that gutted about sidwell though

http://www.elle.com/cm/elle/images/3r/Cryinggifs_01_1.gif that gif gets me every time I'd say sidwell is well past it but he's actually always been a no talent clogger, who just happened to get very lucky when joining chelsea. He offers fuck all and is obviously happy to take a final payday. The fact he's free means nothing and goes against our recent transfer 'policy' of getting players 25 or under (remember that?). Very strange indeed but not unexpected.

sidwell can fuck right off like, he's totally shit.

there's been rumours he's about to sign a 3 year deal for a premier league club

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http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ayoze-perez-set-sign---7155142 Albert Luque has word of warning for Newcastle United incomer Ayoze Perez

just spat some of my drink out at that pic, the pillow ffs

Exactly, be more creative, it's dull as fuck. How about we start an online petition too to REALLY make a difference