Willow

Blatantly reading this thread. Jason, if it turns out that you're actually a bit shit & the trials not going well, any chance of at least kicking Alan Smith in the knackers before you go? Thanks mate. I think it's been a small ambition of mine to see NUFC sign a player from Bognor Regis. It's fairytale stuff.....really shitty fairytale stuff

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My housemate can't go to the match tonight so I get to take his seat, whoop! Can't wait for kick off, my prediction is a tight 2-1 win..

Balotelli probably. Drenthe is also a player I like (and wish would join Newcastle).

Jesus, every comeback he gets tackled once and hes out for a year. Why even bother employing him if he can't take a tackle? It's what football is about! I don't even pity the guy anymore, it's just sad really.

Classic Ronaldo nothing constructive to say and as obnoxious as ever, all the charm and personality of a rapist. Why did I bother hitting the show this post link. Agreed

Crikey

Can anyone compare Maiga to a striker we already know? I've seen nothing of Maiga and I'm wondering how he plays.. (please don't say carlton cole..)

On a stretcher, recieving morphine and screaming bloody murder. cgi representation of what he looked like in the dressing room after the game.. http://poser.smithmicro.com/tutorials/img/BadPose.png

Got a feeling we'll knack em 1-3. Gosling, arfa and Sammy getting ours.

With Guthrie out, will Dan be the man? I still haven't seen enough of him to know his best position myself.

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2-2 will be the final score..

Dave is still working on it.

Is he injured for tomorrow?

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If we can manage a draw it'd be amazing. I'd even take a defeat here as long as we could beat chelsea, hate those bastards the most..

She is. pics

In manchester now, no idea if I'll get in to see it anywhere..

I'll be down in Manchester for an Aphex Twin gig on the friday and then watching the match in a pub somewhere saturday....anyone know of decent places to watch it? bit of a long shot I know..

I'd go for something along the lines of this.. http://i.imgur.com/FL9TD.jpg ...but maybe with shorts on instead of torn jeans.

I'd buy it if it had that troll face on..

He was walking through the Gate last week munching on something in a Greggs bag http://i.imgur.com/skt7T.jpg

When we start losing a few matches, that's when we'll see HBA brought in I reckon. He'll offer something different when we need a little boost and I look forward to him producing, I just hope he's ready.