Willow

Great to see Ginola with the owners

Oo la la, howay Kieran

This is tailor made for Isak, so much space to run into currently

How's everyones' anus doing?

45 minutes to Wembley

Miggy nearly beheaded

Fantastic 1st half and only beaten by a wonder goal

Cracking goal tbf

YESSS SEANNN

So mad Elba's in the house

Feel like Joelinton gets better with each game

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Wembo beckons, let's finish this!

Relax your anuses folks, we got this

£105.6m bid for Enzo Fernandez is wild

I think he'll be a great signing for them and reckon he's exactly what they need in the middle. Wish him all the best

Can you imagine if we get Maddison as well, jeeeeez

People need to give up worrying about how much we spend, we're fucking loaded and it's not even your money! Just enjoy the rebuild, let the accountants worry about FFP and soak it all in Bit pissed writing this but......aye, gan radge Amanda!

I'm fan of this transfer, I think he's just what we need on the left. Can totally understand folks reservations but I think he'll do well for us and he'll only get better seeing he's 21 Hope we manage to get another signing but I'm doubting it at this stage

If I had to deal with that bullshit whilst driving around Newcastle, I'd be away in a heartbeat. Even if I was born on the center circle at St James and was the toons best ever player, fuck that

Stavely and co. were there tonight, I'd love to know if tonight affects the coming week. Time will tell of course

God-mode still activated

Can't be many stronger players in the league than him, he's just an absolute unit and his control just seems to be getting better